Noise, without a doubt my house has it. I have random annoying toys, screaming, yelling, crying, odd sounds (pirates, monsters, dragons).... You get the idea?
My house is only quiet two times a day...
Nap time (IF they all nap at the same time) and bed time.
So when you have small children it's nice to get a call before someone stops by... You know, for the days you haven't had a chance to shower (motherhood is beautiful).
My personal favorite is when the random sales guy knocks on your door... [You wake them, you take them! Kidding!]
But... I do wish I could charge him/her for a fresh mocha.
Oh Person, that woke my babies up, What exactly made you think noon was a good time to knock on the door?
So please go on about how I need a... Vacuum, cable TV, or a maid service. Meanwhile my previously sleeping angels, start a choir of crying, because you rang the door bell, which made the dog bark... ugh!
[You should hear it, it sounds like an awful choir.]
Yup, I most defiantly want to buy something now!
Maybe I should start handing them monopoly money?
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