Lessons To Life

You know the saying  "Out of the mouth of babes..."

     Well, my wee babes tell me all sorts of facts.

So I decided to share with you their wealth of knowledge, 
you're welcome!

• Have you ever had an indoor problem with pesky fly's in the summer time?

My son taught me the secret to ending this dilemma... Simply pour dirt onto the kitchen table!

That's all there is to it! Dirt on the table! I haven't tried this... and I'm not saying  I will... but my sources say it solves the problem.

•  When you love someone a lot and want to tell them so, do so while referring to random objects.  

Example: "I love you as much as a race-car-sandwich in a buss" or "I love you like a hippo-baloney-air-truck" ...awe how sweet, I think? If anything it'll keep them guessing! 

• If you don't want to work then tell the post man to stop sending you bills!                              Wait? Huh? Again...  I admit I haven't tried this, I don't actually advise this method. Though,  My son swears if we do this Daddy wont have to work  ever again. If only!

• If you have to pee in the middle of the night but don't want to walk to the bathroom, simply pee on the floor, next to your bed. This one may get you grounded! 

• When you get caught doing the opposite of what you were told repeat the following "I did want to listen, yes I did, I did want to do this, but yeah... I just can't"  This always makes me chuckle but nevertheless the discipline is still the same. 

• Negotiate meals! 

Son: "Mommy whats for dinner?"

Me: "Spagetti"

Son: "hmmm... I think I want cake"

Me: "No, I'm making spaghetti"

Son: "I think you make cake"

Me: "Sorry I'm still making spaghetti, so you will eat spaghetti."

Son: "Sorry, maybe next time" 

....This has never worked but maybe it could? 

Now that you have learned the values to life, make sure you use them wisely! ...or maybe you shouldn't use them at all...

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